Posts Tagged ‘laughter’

Heres a classic example of “Miscommunication”…
Memo from CEO to Manager:
“Today at 11 o’ clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is when the sun disappears behind the moon for two minutes. As this is something that cannot be seen everyday, time will be allowed for employees to view the eclipse in [...]

One night a guy dropped his girlfriend at her home.
As they were about to wish each other good night at the front door, the guy started feeling a little more romantic. With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her “Honey, would you give me [...]

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the [...]

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying ‘God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa.’
The father asked, ‘Why did you say good-bye grandpa?’
The little girl said, ‘I don’t know daddy, it just seemed like [...]

A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant.
Scared, She confides this ‘ news’ to her mother. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!” The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of [...]

Here’s cool meanings round 2…
Dictionary:
A place where divorce comes before marriage.
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office:
A place where you can relax after your stressful home life.
Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually [...]

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbour, get outta here.”
The astonished Chinese man replied, [...]

I thought this was rather cute..

After death, a woman reaches to GOD.
Devil welcomes her like anything. And asked her where she would prefer to stay……………..in Heaven or in Hell.
“Actually, I think I’ve made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven”
Woman replied.
“Sorry, we have rules…. First of all, you must have visited both the places and………then reply” said the Devil.

Some Great Slogans…….
#Sign at a  barber’s saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
“we need your heads to run our business”..
#Seen at a famous beauty parlour in Bombay:
“Don’t whistle at the girl walking out from here, she may be your grandmother”…….
#The Best One, by the Indian Armed Forces:
“Its God’s responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations… [...]