Posts Tagged ‘laughter’

This one had the title… “The pain of a married man!!!”
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.
She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just [...]

This is for all those who work in
Tech support handling Dumb customers..
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one…
Tech support: Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
*******
Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I [...]

I couldn’t stop smiling after I read this one…..
A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner…..who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Kumar’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had [...]

This picture is given the title – “Master Plan”

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Whatsay??

a guy WAS chatting with a female – Online chat.
(Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC’s)
Hero : Hey…GM (Good Morning)… How’s u doing today?
Female: VGM…Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat
Hero : wow…am honoured, u know what, my day starts only [...]

It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist’s son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, “I bet I know what it is. Flowers.” “That’s right!” the boy said, “But, how did you know?” “Oh, just a wild guess,” [...]

Revisit school shall we??

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
ROFL…

Okay, this ones specially for all us dil-se-desi friends out there…
Friendship is not about “I m sorry“  its about “abbe teri galti hai “
 Friendship is not about “I m there for u” or “I missed u“ it’s about “kahan marr gaya saale“
 Friendship is not about “I understand“ its about “sab teri wajah se hua manhus“
 Friendship [...]

A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says:
“Look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
The MBA replies, “I see millions of stars.”
The BE asks, “What does that tell you?”
The MBA ponders for [...]

why husbands like to remain silent… good one..
WIFE: ‘What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: ‘Definitely not!
WIFE: ‘Why not? Don’t you like being married?’
HUSBAND: ‘Of course I do.
WIFE: ‘Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
HUSBAND: ‘Okay, okay, I’d get married again.’
WIFE: ‘You would?’
HUSBAND: …….?
WIFE: ‘Would you live in our house?’
HUSBAND: [...]