Posts under ‘Laugh Out Loud’

Okay, this ones specially for all us dil-se-desi friends out there…
Friendship is not about “I m sorry“  its about “abbe teri galti hai “
 Friendship is not about “I m there for u” or “I missed u“ it’s about “kahan marr gaya saale“
 Friendship is not about “I understand“ its about “sab teri wajah se hua manhus“
 Friendship [...]

A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says:
“Look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
The MBA replies, “I see millions of stars.”
The BE asks, “What does that tell you?”
The MBA ponders for [...]

why husbands like to remain silent… good one..
WIFE: ‘What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: ‘Definitely not!
WIFE: ‘Why not? Don’t you like being married?’
HUSBAND: ‘Of course I do.
WIFE: ‘Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
HUSBAND: ‘Okay, okay, I’d get married again.’
WIFE: ‘You would?’
HUSBAND: …….?
WIFE: ‘Would you live in our house?’
HUSBAND: [...]

Check this one out…

In a shop a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter.
The salesperson, a young boy, said that only 1kg packs were available in the shop, but the man insisted on buying only 1/2 kg.
So the boy went inside to the manager’s room and said “An idiot outside wants to buy only 1/2 kg of butter”.
To [...]

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, ‘What [...]

This is hillarious!!
TEN WORDS WOMEN USE
· Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 
· Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. However,five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before [...]

Hmm… this is an interesting analysis of the change a guy’s reactions undergo as he progresses from boyfriend to husband. Read and enjoy……..
Dating process:
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn’t love U, then why the hell did I propose?
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Back from Work:
6 weeks [...]

I received this as a forwarded mail but what if stuff like this happened in real life??
LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND I DIDN’T FEEL VERY WELL WAKING UP THAT MORNING. I WENT DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST HOPING MY WIFE WOULD BE PLEASANT AND SAY, “HAPPY BIRTHDAY!”, AND POSSIBLY HAVE A PRESENT FOR ME.
AS IT [...]

After a string of long funny stories/jokes, heres something short and witty…
A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other:
” So, which platform are you working on?”